We were staying at a hotel while on the road.  We went for a swim in the pool when an older gentleman walked up to me.



"Holy shit!  Do you have a license for that thing?"  I giggled.


"Do I need one, Baby?"


"No, but why don't you come up to our room, and I'll give you a license!"


"Sorry sweetheart, I promised my wife I wouldn't ever fuck another woman.  Then again, I didn't included blowjobs into that promise."



"Let me dry off and then I'll suck the life out of that thing."


"Be careful, Baby!  I have a heart condition."
















"Shit, we thought we had killed him, but he was ok."